Mejojac's Memos

Seussentenial

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! In honor of the AWESOME Dr. Seuss, I will compose today's blog in the "Green Eggs and Ham" format. Thank you.

I am Mel

Mel I am

I kinda like green eggs and ham

But I do not like that Malta Drink

It puts out quite a stink!

It looks good, you might think

Stand Back! I say - dump it in the sink!

What does it taste like, you may say

Kinda like soy sauce on a really bad day.

The kiddos are making me real crazy

Will I ever have a chance to just be lazy?

Red wants to play on a football team

The thought of that makes me scream.

Little Bug is talking more

I'm sure that he's got more in store.

Baby girl is my bossy one

But she's sure lovin' the California sun.

DH is the one who brought home the Malta

This horrid after-taste is all his fault-a (STRETCH)

Me? I'm tired. I'd rather be in bed.

Sigh, I guess I'll scrub the floors instead.

Okay... so I'm no Dr. Seuss, but that was kinda fun! :) Yes, the Malta tastes like a weird soy sauce. Sorry to ya'll who might like it. But it's not for me. Now, I am off to sign up Red for Flag Football and to get my house cleaned up. It never ends... maybe I'll make a cake for Dr. Seuss. And then eat it all. That might cheer me up ;)