Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Sorry about the plethora of posts today :) Soon after I posted the pictures of the cake, Hubby sent this to me. It's an email he wrote and I thought it was funny. So, I'm sharing with you. Enjoy!

It’s hard to believe but the festivities are upon us again. Happy Three Kings Day to one and all! It’s wonderful this time of year when we can pause to celebrate our 3 kings, Obama, Pelosi and Reid and honor their respective gifts of Gold, Nonsense and Myriad Regulations. I trust that, like me, you’ve carefully hung out your free market values in order to receive the traditional tuppence from our generous and omnipotent triumvirate.

I, for one, just can’t wait to see the look of surprise on the childrens’ faces when they open up their new personal carbon emission monitors! How excited they have been to take part in reducing their carbon footprint, and we’ll make a fortune selling carbon credits as they walk slowly to school being sure not to expend excess energy along the way.

Of course the holiday wouldn’t be the same without family and friends with which to celebrate the coming Change as we throw aside the old-new ways and embrace the new-new ways. What a relief it is to see that traditional partisan bickering will soon give way to refreshing abject obedience. That instead of toiling away to sustain ourselves, we can soon benefit from the fruits of our neighbors labors. At this special time of year let us not forget the poor, but rather let us focus on the wealthy who have been so richly blessed with the means to provide for one and all of us.

What a glorious time we live in when we can serve under the sure guidance of an African-American, a Female-American and a Mormon-American all at the same time! It’s staggering to think how far we’ve come and to what great heights we may aspire as we all look forward to the day when there are no more “ – Americans” but rather we can simply be equal subjects in a glorious carbon neutral society.

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