My Dearest Partner in Crime,
Today is your eleventy-first birthday! Okay, so maybe you're not quite that old... but your getting closer every day. May your day be filled with unicorns and rainbows and the change we must change and the change we hold dear. Or not. Perhaps Super Mario Brothers 3, a steak dinner and some chillaxin would be better. Oh, and I hope you enjoy the pineapple!
(who did you expect?)