Dear Lady who screamed like a Banshee,
If you come to a pool party with a couple hundred kids, you're gonna get splashed. If you don't want to get wet, stay home next time.
The gal who kept her kid FAR away from you
Dear Tattoo Guy,
Thanks for the laugh! I've never seen a bedazzled mermaid tattoo before!
The girl who is still wondering WHY you would get a mermaid tattoo and then get piercings to look like she was wearing a pink and purple necklace... (it seriously did look like someone had attacked him with a bedazzle gun!)
Dear Kids who kept coming up to Little Bug over and over to say "hi" and give him high 5's, or fist bumps, or hugs, or tried to talk to him even though he didn't respond or even acknowledge your presence,
"Little Bug's Mom"