Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I Yell At Everything
I noticed something rather odd about myself today. I talk to everything - including inanimate objects.
This morning I dropped a plastic bowl and "shhhh"-ed it.
The other day I spilled some water and I yelled "NO! STOP!" I don’t know why. Maybe I thought the water might feel badly about making such a mess and quit flowing all over the floor.
I slammed my finger in the door and said, "Stupid door!" as if it had closed itself ON PURPOSE, instead of ME being the stupid one in this instance.
I was folding laundry and a pair of socks rolled away from me... to which I instantly proclaimed "Get back here!" Because, ya know, socks do that. They come when called.
I think I have a problem. Does anyone else do this? Or is it just me?
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19 comments:

  1. Jessica10:06 AM

    nope that is all you.......Just kidding I do it sometimes too! LOL

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  2. Heather10:10 AM

    I do it sometimes too.

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  3. Kimberly Vanderhorst11:59 AM

    I mostly do the wordless scream of frustration. "Argh!" and "Augh!"

    My kids think I'm being a pirate sometimes.

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  4. tracey.becker1@gmail.com12:13 PM

    I may yell out, but I rarely yell at the inanimate objects, as though they hear me. I think you need a margarita and a vacation.

    :)

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  5. Ally12:13 PM

    No, I do it too. I always thought it was the norm! Not the exception. ;)

    You and me, baby, we're 'normal.' (ha, ha!)

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  6. Ally12:14 PM

    Ugh! Why can I never remember to put it in the same comment!!!

    Love the new look! As always. ;)

    Cute, cute, cute.

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  7. Anonymous12:18 PM

    In my personal psychoanalysis, I think it is a manifestation of a good day, because I only do that when I feel confident enough that I can command all things in my presence with a mere word and naturally they should obey. I think you are totally normal. Or we are the same brand of crazy.

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  8. Anonymous12:42 PM

    I thought everyone did this. Have I been a wierdo my whole life?!?

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  9. Randi1:11 PM

    My kids tell me I mouth conversations with inanimate objects. Is that better than yelling at them??

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  10. Dedee1:25 PM

    I regularly have convrsations with myself. Especially when sewing. That's when I'm the worst!

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  11. Holly Homemaker1:49 PM

    I'm in the club, too. My kids often ask what I am talking to.

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  12. ...7:58 PM

    talking to yourself keeps yourself sane. try to imagine life without doing it :]

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  13. Busy Bee Lauren8:52 PM

    Hahahah! That is funny. Wanna hear something even funnier? If I hit my backpack (for example) against a door way I say "ouch" even though it didn't hurt me. hahah!

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  14. Carrot Jello9:34 PM

    er...um...I'm wondering if I should just say that I do it too, so you don't feel bad.
    I'll get back to you on that.

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  15. Tonya6:21 AM

    Oh no, you are not alone. I do that A LOT. They say you should only worry when the things start talking back to you :)

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  16. Jean Knee7:14 AM

    I don't think I do it a lot, but I do have to "try out" anything I'mm thinking of buying ex- I have to pretend use it, like if it's a spatula I have to practice flipping it in the store, people stare

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  17. Maddy8:21 AM

    Lummy! You and my Dad are related! Which of course would mean that we're related too!
    Cheers you silly sausage

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  18. Nancy Face6:40 AM

    I probably do that, too...

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  19. i9:20 AM

    I admit that I left your blog on for hours...for the play list as you guessed! What a fun blog you have.

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