Yesterday went well for both of my kids. I love the first day of school. I love to see my kids learn and grow. This has caused me to reflect on some of the things that I have learned recently.
- Having two bathrooms in the house is a good thing. A very good thing.
- When celebrating the first day of school, you should limit your consumption of Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes. If you consume your body's weight worth of said cupcakes, you will feel sick. Very very sick. For more than one day.
- Chocolate apparently does NOT cause pimples. If it did, I would be a gigantic walking zit today.
- Staying up till 1:00 a.m. to watch a mini series on DVD is not a bad idea. Unless you have to get up and function the next day. Then it is a horrible idea.
- Energy saving light bulbs (you know the kind that flicker and flicker and flicker when they are turning on) are not a good thing when you are trying to recover from a Hostess cupcake, lack of sleep hangover.
Well, that's it. I know it's not earth shattering knowledge, but it has changed my life. Forever.
LOL!!
ReplyDeleteAs always I learn from you sage advice!
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Good advice. I'll try to remember that next time I consume my body weight in hostess cupcakes.
ReplyDelete~laughing~
LQTM...so true. Thanks for being a bright spot in my morning! :)
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned lately that I adore you?
ReplyDeleteThe first day of school is always fun isn't it? We consumed far too much ice cream...
ReplyDeleteThat is a fabulous tip- overeating anything can have some serious repercussions!! I'm totally up on that one.
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ReplyDeleteyour giant zit comment made me smile.
you're great,
kathleen
LOL, now that was funny. I am going to take note of the cupcake warning just to be cautious :o) Thanks for making me laugh today.
ReplyDeleteI totally concur. This was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI will keep that in mind as I try to limit my consumption of chocolate. You are too funny--thanks for giving me a good laugh.
ReplyDeletelol. that's a serious binge. i think there's classes for that =]
ReplyDeleteThings I Learned On The First Day Of School:
ReplyDeleteDang, having kids is expensive!
I'm so enlightened and profound.
Glad to hear that school went well!
ReplyDeleteStay away from the cupcakes! hee hee
Why does it take us so long to learn such stupid things?
ReplyDeleteI'm right there with you on the bingeing, unfortunately. Have a Tums on me!
Great head's up on the cupcake thing! lol!
ReplyDeleteOh! And could you shoot me the link to the good mail girl's addys? I've got my stuff all ready. Finally, eh?
ReplyDeletehummmm......sounds just like what I learned on my kids first day of school. LOL
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